[MCMLF]

After spending years and countless thousands of pounds on cars that aren’t really worth anything I’ve decided to do it all over again and royally fuck myself some more.

Ladies and not so gentlemen I give you the trilogy of arse gaping financial ruining.

Here we go 2005 dealer fit JCW 210 with a few mods. It’s not moved for a while and the battery box has flooded and fucked the battery module box. Managed to get it started and it drives!
Needs some serious TLC but here are the specs currently.

Factory spec:
Heated seats
Sunroof and OEM black roof lining
Heated front screen
Auto climate
Parking sensors
Auto lights
Auto wipers
Heated washer jets
Powerfold mirrors
Factory tints
Cruise control
Sat nav

JCW bits:
Dealer 210 package with front brakes
JCW handbrake
JCW steering wheel alcantara/leather
JCW strut brace
JCW carbon wing

Engine/Drivetrain
Ric Wood CNC big valve head with colsibro guides/REC valves
ARP head studs/big end bolts/flywheel bolts
1320 flywheel and LUK stock clutch
BKL gearbox
ATI super damper
Bosch 550’s
CatCam469
GP intercooler
Janspeed/tomcat
JCW airbox/ITG filter
Canton header tank
King bearings
Kavs 17% pulley 1355 belt
JCW exhaust

Suspension/wheels:
Superflex wishbone bushes
ST XTA coilovers
OZ Ultraleggera 16x7
Yoko V701 tyres

Brakes:
JCW R53 front brakes
Carbotech XP10 pads/TRW discs
Stock MINI rear pads and discs

Interior:
Grey/black heated Recaro front and rear seats
JCW gearknob/handbrake/steering wheel
OEM sunroof and black headlining





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[Pobsey]

Nice plans!


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[MCMLF]

Nice plans!


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Thanks mate! Now just have to get it recovered from London to Milton Keynes.


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[Dave^]

Daaaayum!

Love to have the space/time to do this.

 

[MCMLF]

Daaaayum!

Love to have the space/time to do this.

I don’t have those things either...


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[pipsyp]

Looks like a lovely base mate, nice mileage and spec is pretty spectacular too

Be interesting to see how it fairs compared to the grey one when you start pulling it apart hey?!

 

[MCMLF]

Looks like a lovely base mate, nice mileage and spec is pretty spectacular too

Be interesting to see how it fairs compared to the grey one when you start pulling it apart hey?!

Haha the guy who I’m buying it off let me take the rear lights and all the boot plastics out to check it over. Also jacked the car up and had a good old look underneath and it was pretty damn clean.


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[pipsyp]

Haha the guy who I’m buying it off let me take the rear lights and all the boot plastics out to check it over. Also jacked the car up and had a good old look underneath and it was pretty damn clean.


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That's dedication right there

 

[MCMLF]

That's dedication right there

Mate I just said look I’m not buying it unless I can take the car apart and check it over properly haha. He was sound anyway so.


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[Fro-dizzle]

Fantastic spec, great find!

 

[pipsyp]

Fantastic spec, great find!

Yeah to find one with that low miles nowadays is really tough. Thought mine was pretty good at 80k

 

[MCMLF]

Yeah to find one with that low miles nowadays is really tough. Thought mine was pretty good at 80k

Yeh pretty happy with it and got it for a good price considering a it’s a JCW.


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[MCMLF]

Is there anything better than waking your neighbours up at half 10 with a recovery truck?

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[Maccmike]

Which company did you use?

 

[MCMLF]

Which company did you use?

Just a local one man band based in MK he only charged me £140 to collect it which isn’t bad.


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[MCMLF]

Got a couple of hours on this tonight. Cleaned the battery box out and swapped the battery module out. Cleaned the cables up and chucked a new battery in.


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[MCMLF]

Started an instagram account for this project. I’ll keep this updated best I can

@projecthyperblue53


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[MCMLF]

Updates.

Boot gasket changed, GP intercooler swapped, canton tank swapped, ST XTA swapped, XP10 and discs swapped, wheels swapped, oil filter and filter done, spark plugs changed, drivers driveshaft swapped, air bag faults fixed and rewiring done.

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[MCMLF]

Car is MOT ready. The only thing left on the grey car is the engine...everything and I mean everything else if on this car now. I am fucked. MOT tomorrow...

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[Maccmike]

Bet your well chuffed
Great colour.