Jeeves, Bring me my hammer !

heres the story of a mental posh chap and his attempt to build (re build as hes pulled so many bits off it in random acts)

what should be a simple build thread will be ruined by acts of randomness and posh idiocy, hampered by spelling fails and drunken ness and me blaming things on the proletariat

let the fuck ups begin

here we have a standard cooper, complete with the wheels of fail and enough wheel gap to make Keano scared and enough stcikers to make me welcome on total mini, the pic is from back in 2005



so much infact it passed over all the snow ::getcoat::



roll on the summer and it got a spoiler but still has enough wheel gap to make Keano un happy



then the idiot who owned it got ideas and pulled the trim out

handy for storing milk but fucking usless for anything else



boyued on by this failure he then set his intentions to pulling as many bits off the out side as the insdie for no real reason