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heres the story of a mental posh chap and his attempt to build (re build as hes pulled so many bits off it in random acts)

what should be a simple build thread will be ruined by acts of randomness and posh idiocy, hampered by spelling fails and drunken ness and me blaming things on the proletariat

let the fuck ups begin

here we have a standard cooper, complete with the wheels of fail and enough wheel gap to make Keano scared and enough stcikers to make me welcome on total mini, the pic is from back in 2005



so much infact it passed over all the snow ::getcoat::



roll on the summer and it got a spoiler but still has enough wheel gap to make Keano un happy



then the idiot who owned it got ideas and pulled the trim out

handy for storing milk but fucking usless for anything else



boyued on by this failure he then set his intentions to pulling as many bits off the out side as the insdie for no real reason



 

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and its not changed much since, roll on 2010 i put the interor back in only to take it all out again,

it might have some point this time but im not sure yet





this is getting to be quite a normal sight, bits of mini scattered at random all over the place





somewhere in all the exitment i lost the crash beam

 

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Is the engine back together yet :lol:
 

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and now a plan of sorts

i picked these up from a chap down the road for 80 notes



buddy club manifold





 

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Bugger
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Is that an outdoor water hose being used as your crankcase vent hose? :lol:
yes :thumbup: my dad and i once re built the entire fuel system on his toyota landcruiser with hose, hose FTW
 

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Loving the look of the manifold mate - that is well tasty :D :thumbup1:

I did temporarily get rid of my wheel gap but with the 17s it has returned - although I should get points for it now at least being low... :D

Ive learnt the best way to deal with wheel gap is to kill it with fire - this man can help you with that :lol:

 

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love the new tags :D whoever added them

it will be dropped good and proper on some coils next week and then its new wheel time, there ordered i just need to stop faffing and chose some tyres
 

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then i bought this huge dildo off Gaz, keano this is mine youll have to get your own

 

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